1. when your friend tells you about his supposed hot and steamy sex dream and all it amounts to is soapy boobs. oh boy -_-

    but i guess this was my dream from last night. i dreamt i was in this mall/school place i couldnt leave because i had no home to go to. there was this upstair art gallery looking store and somebody was telling me how this guy doesnt like me and thats why he hasnt been responding to me. so after that i leave to this rich neighborhood. i guess in this point in the dream, i was trying to steal junk that was worth a lot so i can sell it? but i decided to enter into this one house where i thought i had a greater chance of stealing and i get caught by the daughter of the house, but they end up taking me in as their own. a little while later a tornado comes and is rampaging through the neighborhood destroying everything. i look to my new family and tell them i have to go and leave. i tell them that i know i may not have my own family, but if i did this is the time for me to go out and search for them to know that they are safe. they look back at me and tell me to go and be okay. i run out the door and everyone around me is running away in panic. i wake up